键盘侠|😫勇蜜崩溃：送走没出息的普尔来了不共戴天的仇人保罗

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新闻链接>>>>>>老炮联手库里！保罗被送至勇士奇才得到普尔+罗林斯+鲍德温等

258直播网6月23日讯据名记Woj报道，多位消息人士透露，保罗被交易至勇士，奇才得到普尔与若干选秀资产！

据名记Shams跟进报道，勇士送出了普尔、瑞安-罗林斯、鲍德温、2030年受保护首轮与2027年次轮选秀权！

根据Haynes的后续报道，勇士不会裁掉保罗，而是期待与保罗携手冲击总冠军。

以下是部分美国网友对此笔交易的评论。

[–]Sunsp0tatoman 1140 points 6 hours ago

damnnnn Poole's value is low

太阳球迷：我咧个去，普尔这交易价值也忒低了吧…

[–]Educational-Duck 66 points 6 hours ago

Green light Poole could be fun tbh at least the Wiz have an exciting tank commander

球迷：不过说真的啊，普尔要是在奇才得到无限开火权的话，搞不好会打得挺好看呢~~至少他能成为奇才这坨摆烂大粪上面的一颗绝味虾仁~~

[–]HawksScrantonStrangler999 288 points 6 hours ago

Poole is gonna average 30 ppg on 35% TS% and I'm here for it

老鹰球迷：没错！普尔将会以35%的真实命中率场均轰下30分！您就请好儿吧~~

[–]Celticsapatfan 2 points an hour ago

Tank Commander Poole reporting for duty! 🫡

凯尔特人球迷：报告！华盛顿奇才军摆烂营营长普尔报道！🫡

[–]TimberwolvesPCFUTPLAYER 193 points 6 hours ago

Jesus. One year ago Poole was a major part of a championship team... Did he ask for a trade?

森林狼球迷：天呐！一年前普尔还是总冠军主力呢…难道是他申请的交易？

注：2022年，勇士队夺得总冠军，普尔在勇士队去年的总冠军征程中表现不俗。

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalascorch200 136 points 6 hours ago

hopefully i can’t imagine being ko’d for the world to see and nothing really happens to the guy who punched you

勇士球迷：想想看，你被人一拳KO了，接着全世界都拿着你被揍的视频下饭~~如果说这笔交易和那个揍你的人一点儿关系都没有？我是不信…

[–]__Qualmless__ 96 points 5 hours ago

Literally lmao he's been so quiet and professional about it but it probably really sucked

球迷：普尔对此一直都保持缄默且表现得非常职业，但是背地里的真相很可能早就一塌糊涂了~~~

[–]CelticsDarkJoe272 732 points 6 hours ago

Warriors bro wyd that’s a lot for CP3

凯尔特人球迷：勇士队啊！搞毛呢大哥？换个保罗，你们给得也忒多了吧！

[–]kai_123 437 points 6 hours ago

Poole's contract is arguably the worst in the league

球迷：由此可见，普洱的合同应该是联盟中最厨余的垃圾了~~

[–]WarriorsPereise1 596 points 6 hours ago

Did Simmons die?

勇士球迷：楼上的你这么说，置本-西蒙斯于何地？他可还没死呢！！

[–]Hawksbadlilbadlandabad 31 points 6 hours ago

Good guy Wizards GM getting a 2030 pick. The definition of planting a tree that you won't live long enough to see grow.

老鹰球迷：美利坚大好人奇才！得了个2030年首轮签！好比二十郎当岁的你，一生酷爱大树下乘凉，为求身后爱好得以延续，给自己的买了座公墓，并在一旁栽下一根小树苗~~~~

[–]Wizards0010001 6 points 4 hours ago

That 12 year-old is going to be a star for us.

奇才球迷：楼上的你懂个屁！看到路边那个撒野尿的12岁小屁孩没有？搞不好他就是以后奇才队的大明星啊！

[–]Lakersjust_one_random_guy 21 points 6 hours ago

Well I guess stern used divine intervention when he heard Paul to the lakers again

湖人球迷：嗯…我觉得斯特恩应该是在棺材里听说了湖人可能想再次打保罗的主意，于是弄了个灵异事件，把保罗交易到了勇士…

注：2011年，保罗差点被交易到湖人和科比联手，最终交易被斯特恩因“篮球原因”叫停。

[–]nd20 850 points 6 hours ago

How am I going to walk back years of Chris Paul hate...

勇士球迷：这事儿闹的…作为勇蜜，我黑保罗可有些年头了啊…今天来这一出，你让我怎么下得来台呀~~~

[–]StampDaddy 163 points 6 hours ago

Scrubbing my tweets as we speak, I hate CP3 BUT LETS GO LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOUUUU

勇士球迷：我看啊，咱把自己曾经黑保罗的评论都去删干净啊~~~我也讨厌保罗，但是让往事都随风吧~~~

[–]TrippedReddit 38 points 5 hours ago

One of us can prolly code a script that deletes any CP3 slander

勇士球迷：对，咱勇蜜大军中肯定有大神可以写个代码，把咱们黑保罗的评论都删干净~~~

[–]sungoddaily 5 points 5 hours ago

Man's going to delete the entire Internet.

勇士球迷：删干净黑保罗的评论？你干脆找个黑客把258直播网给黑了得了，更容易一点！

[–]asBad_asItGets 51 points 5 hours ago

I…..I-…my soul is broken. I’ve always been of the mindset that I’m 100% okay with anyone winning a championship except Harden and CP3. Those two can never win a championship. But now….I don’t know how to feel. I will root for the warriors jersey he has on but goddamn I don’t know how to root for a guy I hate that so much hahah

勇士球迷：我快崩溃啦…很久以来，除了哈登和保罗，其他任何人夺冠我都无所谓…就是这俩货，绝对不可以夺冠！但是现在…我TM蒙圈了…保罗以后穿勇士球衣了，我肯定是要支持穿勇士的，但是这个人又是不共戴天的大仇人，我都不知道该用什么姿势去支持了...哈哈哈…

注：2017-18赛季，勇士队和当年由哈登、保罗领衔的火箭队对阵西决，鏖战七场，最终勇士以4-3淘汰火箭晋级。

[–]Ikuwayo 119 points 5 hours ago

Everybody in /r/warriors furiously deleting their comment history right now

勇士球迷：258直播网的勇蜜们当下都疯狂地开始删自己的历史评论…

[–]American_Non-Voter 47 points 5 hours ago

Fuck it. I’ll just make a new account.

勇士球迷：去他妈的，删个毛线！劳资直接新建个账号得了！

[–]dastardly_doughnut 59 points 5 hours ago

I hated CP when he played for the Rockets. Especially after he mocked Steph and kicked him out of the stadium.

With that being said, there's no way the Warriors greenlit this without Steph's approval. Steph is THE quintessential professional of the NBA

勇士球迷：保罗在火箭队的时候我很讨厌他，尤其是他模仿抖肩嘲讽库里，还把库里撞飞之后。这么说起来，这次如果没有得到库里的允许，勇士队是不可能做出这笔交易的！库里真的是联盟里完美的职业典范啊！

[–]SashaBrausPotato 48 points 6 hours ago

Now CP3 has to actually laugh at Kerr’s jokes

勇士球迷：以后面对科尔讲的笑话，保罗可得真笑了…

新闻链接>>>>>>将成师徒！18年保罗曾对科尔上演“假笑”😂

[–]muzinger 283 points 6 hours ago

I feel sick. The relationship between Poole and the team must be really bad for this shit to be happening.

勇士球迷：我太难受了…这笔交易能发生，普尔和球队的关系肯定是已经差到极点了…

[–]Stomper8479 59 points 6 hours ago

This fucking guy was literally waived by the Suns and we gave of Poole and a first for him? What the fuck are we doing?

勇士球迷：保罗这狗日的差不多是个被太阳给抛弃的货，我们竟然拿普尔和一个首轮去换他？勇士吃错药了吧？！

[–]dautjazz 53 points 6 hours ago

As an outsider, I imagine Poole had character issues, which is probably what led to the Green incident. I mean do you rather have Poole or Green + CP3? I figure Green gave the Warriors an ultimatum, trade Poole, or I'm walking. For as old as CP3 is, he's going to be amazing as a reserve. You get out of pretty bad contract in Poole。

球迷：作为一个局外人，我觉得普尔应该是有性格问题的，这也可能是导致追梦拳打普尔的原因。说到底，你们是希望留普尔，还是追梦+保罗？我觉得追梦应该是给勇士下了最后通牒的：“要么交易普尔，要么我走人！”这个岁数的保罗，对勇士来说是个很棒的补充，而且勇士队也可以从普尔的烂合同中脱身~~

[–]Marapa96 52 points 6 hours ago

Trashhhhhhhh fucking trade wtf is dunleavy doing, how do you give a young player averaging 20 pts and a pick for a 38 or 39 washed chris paul who is never healthy when it matters

勇士球迷：这傻叉交易太辣鸡啦！！！邓利维搞毛呢！！怎么可以用一个场均20分的年轻球员加一个首轮签，去换一个三十八九岁高龄、关键时刻就报废、武功废了大半的“剩”保罗啊！