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近日，新奥尔良鹈鹕队球星锡安身陷桃色绯闻中，多名女性控诉被他欺骗。若想了解事件的进展细节，吧友们可进入锡安桃色风波话题页进一步了解。

美网友也对此次锡安的桃色风波进行了大量讨论，小编整理了部分美网友讨论，供吧友们下饭~~

[–]jyozefu 616 points 3 days ago

This why he keeps getting injured?

球迷：同志们，原来这就是锡安久伤不愈的原因，是吗？

[–]Big-Recording-1002 197 points 3 days ago

1000% percent

球迷：1000%绝对的！

[–]MondoFool 359 points 3 days ago

pelicans were fighting for their lives while zion was on page 132 of the ebony category

球迷：鹈鹕队垂死挣扎之际，锡安也没闲着！以优质视频内容，荣登色情网站“黑人”板块第132页！

[–]ExternalEbb2584 37 points 3 days ago

It's sad the Zion thinks he has to pay any of these girls to be with him. These girls should be kissing the ground he walks on lol. These NBA dudes really need to broaden their horizons

球迷：锡安竟然还琢磨，得到那些女人需要花多少钱，这也太垮蛋了吧！那些女人应该巴不得用舌头帮他洗鞋垫才对啊，哈哈哈！！这些NBA粗汉，真的得好好提升下自己的品味，拓宽下自己的眼界才行了啊！！！

新闻链接>>>>>>句句露骨!成人女星曝锡安聊天记录:性感小X妇 你每个月想拿多少钱

[–]4ps22 30 points 3 days ago

dude said “i dont know how to approach this situation with respect to you. how much do you want me to pay you per month?” DUDE YOU’RE AN NBA STAR JUST FLY THEM OUT TO FUCK AND THEN SEND THEM BACK 😭

球迷：是啊！这哥们竟然说“我不太清楚怎样才能让你满意，你每个月需要多少钱呀？”！！大哥！！！你可是响当当的NBA球星啊！！你应该把这些娘们儿差遣到你的胯下尽情享用，完事儿后直接打发走，这样才对啊！

[–]SpaceAfricanJesus 197 points 3 days ago

Zion and Ja’s PR teams like “I’m tired boss”

球迷：最近锡安和莫兰特的公关团队虚弱地哀嚎：“缓缓吧大哥，这样会累死人的~~”

注：莫兰特最近也陷入了二次掏枪风波

[–]SpaceSZN 32 points 3 days ago

2019 class just keeps getting worse

球迷：2019届选秀，真的是垮中自有垮中好手啊~~~

[–]McJumbos 35 points 3 days ago

on the bright side at least he aint playing with guns....

球迷：从好的一面看，至少锡安没玩儿枪，对吧….

[–]Relcs_ 3 points 3 days ago

Best hope he was shooting blanks though

球迷：嗯…只能说，希望锡安的“枪”打的都是空包弹吧…

[–]Uchay101 -27 points 3 days ago

This is worse

球迷：那锡安岂不是更惨了？不孕不愈啊！

[–]Darkonite40 22 points 3 days ago*

Zion gotta stop havin his hoes put him on blast damn 😂

球迷：锡安得好好想想办法，别让那几个只因给自己按定时炸弹了，实在太操蛋了！！😂

[–]DamnImAwesome 5 points 3 days ago

Someone needs to teach him he can’t put anything in text. If it’s in text it’s getting exposed

球迷：得来个人教教他，别啥事儿都发短信啊！！不知道会被截屏曝光的吗？

[–]P0w3rline24 3 points 3 days ago

Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.

A simple thought that can truly save you

球迷：可不是嘛！俗话说，用嘴说过的话，可以假装没发生过；用笔写下的字，只能低头道歉认错！高端的救命智慧，往往用最浅显的方式让你听得明白~~~

[–]BobMarleynthewhalers 23 points 3 days ago

Idc who is fucking who. aslong as I dont see "step dad" "camp" "health" "griffin" "unhappy" any combination of those words this summer im good.

球迷：哼哼~我对这件事儿其实一点儿兴趣都没有，除非后续的事件证据中出现诸如“继父的爱”、“露营那天”、“护士的特别护理”、“格里芬”、“不幸的爱”等字眼~~~

[–]BatmanHiveBI 22 points 3 days ago

I thought Zion had a strict step dad who picked out his clothes, why is he in all this mess

球迷：锡安有一个严格的继父，什么事都会替他出主意，为啥锡安还是会搞出这么个大麻烦？

[–]Competitive_Swing_59 27 points 3 days ago

He has freedom now & he is naive from being sheltered

球迷：因为锡安已经独立了，在脱离家庭的庇护之前，他是没怎么挨过社会的毒打~~

[–]Tsunamibo1 1 point 3 days ago

Is there any actual proof zion had anything to do with this pornstar? Anyone can make up a screenshot

球迷：既然都在说锡安和这个艳星有染，大家有实质性的证据吗？有没有谁能搞个视频截图啥的，这样才能说服严谨的我！

[–]datbech 0 points 3 days ago

LOL you bastard !

球迷：哈哈哈！楼上这个臭小子！算盘子儿都快飞到我脸上了~

[–]saharahan 0 points 3 days ago*

Oh man, this sucks. Zion is a POS. Trade his cheatin ass. Way too much drama.

球迷：我咧个去！太操蛋了，锡安就是个烧钱的POS机啊！鹈鹕得赶紧把这个骗子给交易了！！麻烦事儿一出一出的搁这儿！！

[–]Duhawk96 2548 points 3 days ago

“I let you fuck me all kinds of ways”

Ain’t no way sis let Zion be on top😂🤣🤣 she would be dead rn🤣💀

It’s because he’s fat get it😂🤣💀

球迷：“我让你试遍了各种姿势”？？？不可能，绝对不可能！！她是不可能让锡安在她上面运动的😂🤣🤣要真那样的话，她现在估计已经在奈何桥排队喝汤了🤣💀锡安这几百斤的肥膘能把她给埋了😂🤣💀

新闻链接>>>>>>👀炸裂！成人女星“控诉”锡安没能让自己怀孕 曝多条劲爆内容

[–]Eternal124 549 points 3 days ago

Wait I don’t understand what the flip 😭 oh wait now I get it hee fat

球迷：“等等！发生了甚么事？我什么都看不见了啊！！😭啊卧槽！！他真的肥常膘汗！！”

[–]No-Show-3866 762 points 3 days ago

If thats the secret to him losing weight then fuck it line up every strippers available in NOLA

球迷：如果这就是锡安的减肥秘诀！那还管他个毛线啊！！把新奥尔良的只因全部抓过来，排队给锡安上高强度“训练”！！

[–]More_Information_943 387 points 3 days ago

The James harden school of fitness

球迷：把这些只因集合起来，建一个塑身学院，取名“哈登の最爱学院”！

[–]jabronified 304 points 3 days ago

Blud went from this to Moriah Mills and then knocked up some instathot? His taste in women is like his taste in food, "everything"

球迷：锡安这哥们儿，搞上过这种女的（如下图），还搞上了Moriah Mills，现在又搞上了网红？他挑女人的品味，就像他吃东西一样，是真的啥玩意儿都吃，一丁点儿都不挑嘴啊~~~

[–]EducationalCreme9044 19 points 2 days ago

Lol when I google Moriah Mills, Google is convincing me she is a musical artist :D

球迷：哈哈哈~~我在网上还搜了下Moriah Mills，谷歌说她是一个音乐家呢~~~:D

[–]Kyky043 20 points 2 days ago

Master at playing the flute 🫣

球迷：楼上的，我不知道你在怀疑什么！她难道不是吹箫演奏家吗？！

[–]cooly329 1035 points 2 days ago

Why is she trying so hard 😂😂😂😫😫😫 tweeting like it’s game 7 of the finals 😂😂😂

球迷：话说回来，为啥她在推特上输出得这么狠！😂😂😂😫😫😫搞得像是在打总决赛抢七似的啊~~~😂😂😂

注：今日锡安事件的最大女主Moriah Mills，仍然在推特上不停爆料！

新闻链接>>>>>>

持续开火！成人女星@锡安：进不了季后赛就是因为你想和我做运动

👀继续爆料！成人女星发推透露锡安有吸食大麻

[–]PalletTownStripClub 522 points 2 days ago

This is her Finals. Trashy but I respect the hustle. Hoe of Fame level roasts from her.

球迷：这就是她的总决赛！！虽然不堪入目，但是她全力拼抢自己所应得的，我很钦佩！她在推特上这一系列大杀特杀，是名人堂鸡别的！！！

[–]vivekisprogressive 208 points 2 days ago

This is her Jordan flu game.

球迷：没错！这就是属于她的乔丹禽流感之战！！！

[–]hello_dali 42 points 1 day ago

Leaving after Zion spit in her mouth last week thinking she got the bag

球迷：上个礼拜她吞下锡安的亿万子孙，还以为能得到锡安的亿万家产~~~

[–]Swuttament 667 points 2 days ago

See fellas, this why you just watch porn and beat your meat. Zion out there tryna be a real porn star

球迷：现在大家都知道了吧！这个事儿教给我们一个道理，毛片儿的作用，只是用来给咱们打飞机的！锡安竟然真的和拍毛片的搞，这就违反了毛片儿自然法则了，准没好事儿！！

[–]Fire-Giant 254 points 2 days ago

Exactly this is why I chose not to be in the NBA and banging hoes. Much rather be in my basement

球迷：哼~这就是我不打NBA的原因，一旦加入NBA就会滋生爱和只因搞的恶癖！洁身自好如我，安身幽暗的地下室，娴熟地打着手冲，智慧地远离那浮世尘埃~~

[–]ScottBroChill69 17 points 1 day ago

It's all about integrity, and if jerking off in a dark room alone is an indicator of that, than I'm overflowing with it.

球迷：然也！君子当守身如玉！若置身于暗室打手冲，是君子作为！那在下手当其冲，乃天下第一大君子也！！！

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