😫无力回天！在詹姆斯退役后，戴维斯是否可以挑大樑？他们谁会早日退役还是个未知数呢

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【赛后贴】NBA2023-24赛季揭幕战，湖人（0胜1负）以107-119不敌掘金（1胜0负）

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湖人（0-1）：詹姆斯21分8板5助、戴维斯17分8板4助2帽、普林斯18分3板、里夫斯14分8板4助、拉塞尔11分4板7助、文森特6分2助、雷迪什7分4板、伍德7分4板、八村塁6分3板。

掘金（1-0）：约基奇29分13板11助、波普20分3断、穆雷21分6助、波特12分12板、戈登15分7板6助2断、雷吉8分3板、布劳恩5分3板2助、纳吉4分。

[–]CavaliersZodingtonTheGrand 41 points an hour ago

Just started reading this thread and I'm already so excited. This is what I've been missing. The NBA is BACK baby WOOOOO

骑士球迷：我才刚刚打开258直播网刷新闻，就已经激动尿了！！这家伙把我给魂牵梦绕得哟~~~NBA终于回来啦我的宝贝儿~~~吼吼吼~~~~

[–]SoftCock_DadBod [score hidden] 19 minutes ago

It's been back since Dillon Brooks hit Theis in the nuts

球迷：楼上的你来晚了~~早在狄龙-布鲁克斯捣碎泰斯的蛋，从裆下的那一刻起，NBA就已经回来了！

相关新闻>>>>>>符合人设😂狄龙绕掩护直击泰斯要害 首秀4分半吃二级恶意被驱逐

[–]00SnakeSquad 236 points an hour ago

This is literally the exact same kind of game we’ve had for the last two years lol Lose a large lead in the first, constantly behind 10 pts crawl back in the 4th to give us false hope and then lose anyway

湖人球迷：湖人队今天这个剧情，咱们已经看了两年了，耳熟能详了可以说是：

湖人会在首节挥霍掉大把领先优势，突出一个竹篮打水；之后以10来分的劣势被压制一大段时间，诠释一下忍气吞声；接着在第四节吭哧吭哧地把比分追回来，教会我们望梅止渴；最后按时按刻输掉比赛，强调一下无力回天~

[–]NBAEarthWarping 88 points an hour ago

Yup.

For all the talk of "depth", it's why they needed a 3rd guy.

I wonder if they get into the Harden talks sooner rather than later

球迷：没错！我们一直在说阵容深度，湖人需要第三个人站出来！不知道他们有没有去追逐哈登，这事儿宜早不宜迟啊~

[–]:yc-1: Yacht Clubarcelios 84 points an hour ago

100 year old LeBron still the highest scorer on the team?? What did AD do in that entire 2nd Half?? What the hell

球迷：啥？百岁老人詹姆斯现在还是湖人的头号得分手？而且浓眉今天整个下半场都干了啥啊？这都是什么鬼啊？？

[–]Throwaway234532dfurr 9 points 51 minutes ago

They sat him too long in the 4th. I get trying to limit his minutes a bit this season…but he’s got to play over 30 a night for this team to compete in the West.

球迷：第四节湖人让老詹休息太长时间了，我猜是因为他们这赛季打算稍微限制一下老詹的出场时间…但是湖人要想在西北保持竞争力，老詹必须得上场30分钟以上才行啊~~

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryQuality_Cucumber 970 points an hour ago

LeBron bout to be 39. Please help him AD lmao

勇士球迷：老詹都快39啦，浓眉！请您高抬贵手帮帮他吧~~~哈哈哈哈~~~~

[–]MavericksStefonDiggsHS 48 points an hour ago

AD IM THIRTY NINEEEEEEEEEEEEE

独行侠球迷：老詹：“浓眉！！把耳朵撩起来给我听清楚了！我！已！经！39！岁！啦！！！”

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryJonTheCatMan11 387 points an hour ago

AD gonna take the reins for this franchise.. any day now…

勇士球迷：浓眉必须得马上接过湖人的掌舵权啊！！！

[–]BucksPillsburyToasters 119 points an hour ago*

AD taking the torch from LeBron be like

雄鹿球迷：然鹅…浓眉接过老詹火炬的样子…是酱紫的…

[–]NBAEarthWarping 23 points an hour ago

He isn't the guy to carry the Lakers when LeBron retires/goes elsewhere.

球迷：不！老詹退役（或者离开湖人）之后，浓眉成不了那个撑起湖人的人！

[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 63 points an hour ago

Who says LeBron will retire before AD?

勇士球迷：楼上的话我表示反对！！谁说老詹退役会比浓眉早的？？

[–]Elite663 9 points an hour ago

Lmaoooo

球迷：艹噗哈哈哈哈！！

[–]Pacersshastmak4 216 points an hour ago

The man that was shirtless at Serbian weddings and horse races all summer just got a triple double on you.

步行者球迷：那个在塞尔维亚光着膀子喝喜酒，整个夏天赛马玩儿的男人，刚刚在你们头上搞了个三双~

[–]Lakershojboysellin3 16 points an hour ago

Did he say he hit the weights everyday but “stayed away” from the court for a couple months?

湖人球迷：切~人家其实天天训练的，假装几个月没碰篮球只是演给我们看而已。难道他会老老实实地告诉我们真相吗？

[–]NuggetsOUEngineer17 [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

But I thought you had to go to the gym at 3am every day?

掘金球迷：哦，但是我记得湖人球员休赛期表现得都好像每天凌晨3点就起床练球呢~~

[–]Nuggetsviking_ [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Thought he said he was only off the court a few days a month.

掘金球迷：我记得约基奇说过，他每个月也就几天不碰篮球而已~

[–]KawadaSmile 118 points an hour ago

Jokic spent the off-season drinking, partying and loving horses and horse racing. As we all expected, he went back with a near 30pt triple double on terrific efficiency and spooking Anthony Davis on both ends.

He is good!

球迷：约基奇整个休赛期都在喝大酒、开派对、宠马马、赛马马~接着不出咱们所料，他一回来就高效砍下了接近30+三双，把浓眉吓尿在攻防两端~~

[–]myfatbasketballs 212 points an hour ago

Well Jokic sure didn't get worse

球迷：嗯嗯，造成这样他可一点都没退化啊~~

[–][MIN] Tyus Jonespollinium [score hidden] 21 minutes ago

Even scarier, it seems KCP is still getting better

森林狼球迷：不止~~他强得更吓人了呢~~~而且貌似波普也仍然还在变强~~~

[–]RandomDeezNutz [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

Back to back MVP, should’ve been 3, then a finals MVP and champion. And he hasn’t even begun to peak.

球迷：坐拥MVP两连庄（其实应该要三连庄的）、总决赛MVP、总冠军！如此，约基奇甚至都还没开始巅峰期呢~~~

[–]Sunsteal_iceberg 296 points an hour ago

the Lakers are literally the worst team in the NBA right now

太阳球迷：现在湖人队可真的是NBA的副班长了~~（湖人目前0胜1负，战绩暂时联盟垫底）

[–]CelticsRegentCupid 4 points 54 minutes ago

If the warriors and lakers are both last it will be the greatest day of all time

凯尔特人球迷：如果勇士和湖人都垫底了，那今天就是史上最伟大的一天！

（今天，在湖人输球几个小时之后，勇士也输球了，这位凯尔特人球迷如愿度过了开心的一天）

[–]GoiGenius 23 points an hour ago

Seriously— what is DLO good at?

球迷：我很认真地问大家一个问题：拉塞尔，他到底好在哪儿？？！！

[–]myfatbasketballs 26 points an hour ago

Has pretty cool hair tbh

球迷：你不要一棍子打死，他的发型还是比较酷炫的，咱有什么说什么~

[–]Logical_Decision_706[🍰] 2 points an hour ago

His hair is really dope lol

球迷：他梳这个发型可真像个大勺子，哈哈哈~~~

[–]HeatMister_Squibbles 2 points 45 minutes ago

Would be on the all-nba swag team for sure. Assuming youre allowed to suck and be on the team just based on looks

热火球迷：如果NBA设立联盟最骚阵容，那他肯定能入选！进入这个阵容的球员，都是球打得稀烂却因为英俊的容颜得以留在球队的人~

（巴特勒：也就是说就算我的发型再骚，最骚阵也没有我的一席之地是吗？）

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