键盘侠|😤4万分算啥！咱5万分见！老詹是GOAT 别跟我费口舌了

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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，湖人队（33-29）主场114-124不敌掘金队（42-19）。

双方数据

掘金（42-19）：约基奇35分10板7助、波特25分10板4助、穆雷24分6板11助、霍勒迪13分3助、戈登18分9板5助、布劳恩2分5板2助2帽、沃特森7分2板3帽。

湖人（33-29）：詹姆斯26分4板9助3断、戴维斯17分11板3帽、里夫斯19分14助、拉塞尔17分3板3助、八村塁23分3板2助、丁威迪3分3助、雷迪什3分、海斯4分4板。

[–]DarrowViBritannia 72 points 42 minutes ago

a lot of people used to say "he's the goat if he gets 40k/10k/10k" as a sort of distant joke because there was no shot he would actually do it.

球迷：曾经很多人说过“要是老詹能完成411大工程，那GOAT就非他莫属了！”。当时他们嘴上这么说，心里其实是把这个事儿当不正经的笑话看的，他们压根就没认真觉得老詹能完成这个壮举...

][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 851 points 44 minutes ago

i remember when 40k points was thrown out as a joke, not only has he passed it but done so averaging 25ppg, at 39….he’s also 5 years away from being allowed to apply for the NBA pension lol

公牛球迷：记得当时确实是把老詹拿4万分当个笑话看的...但是如今他不但已经达成这个壮举，而且还是在39岁场均25分的状态下达成的啊...另外，他距离拿NBA养老金也仅剩5年了，哈哈哈...

[–]CIark 370 points 41 minutes ago

First active player to be receiving a pension soon 🤫🤫

球迷：低调低调...老詹要成为史上首位边打球边领养老金的球员了... 🤫🤫

[–]PayneSim888 165 points 37 minutes ago

iir the nba pension rules correctly he’d get ~$17k a month……he might finally be able to afford things like Netflix and pandora subscriptions lol

公牛球迷：如果没记错的话，NBA养老金大概是17000美金一个月....有了这笔钱，以后老詹应该能充得起腾讯优酷会员了，哈哈哈...

[–]RaptorsUnsolvedParadox [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Maybe even roaming mobile data…!

猛龙球迷；不止呢！他甚至还能狠下心换流量套餐！！！

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 [score hidden] 9 minutes ago

I reckon that’s a bridge too far…he’s gonna be sticking to removing the SIM card and using the hotels free wifi only lol

公牛球迷：老詹会换流量套餐？除非他日子是不打算过了！看好了，哪怕拿到退休金，他住旅馆的时候，进门第一时间还是立马会连上旅馆WI-FI...然后顺手把手机卡拔了...

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 13 points 44 minutes ago

Bro this the type of absurd shit is usually in a comedy script. Bron is different

公牛球迷：大哥…像这种笑料，我们一般只能在喜剧片里面看到…老詹确实是有点东西啊…

[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 223 points 51 minutes ago

Poetic that his 40,000th points came on that drive, spin move, finish with the left hand. Probably his signature, most unstoppable move.

山猫球迷：突破！转身！左手终结！这个4万分瞬间可太唯美了…那是老詹的杀手锏！最强终结技！！

新闻链接>>>>>>左手上篮首尾呼应！回顾詹姆斯得分榜前十到4万分的里程碑瞬间

[–]siefer209 [score hidden] 39 minutes ago

I think his signature move would be a fast break tomahawk slam.

球迷：我觉得老詹的标志性动作，应该是快攻战斧劈扣！

[–]WarriorsSharedHoney [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

LeBron has 112 signature moves. Spin lay-up, the tomahawk, the chase down block, the LeFuck You 3, and of course the almighty crab dribble

勇士球迷：老詹有112个标志性动作呢~！转身上篮、战斧劈扣、追帽、去你妈的三分、当然还有…那伟大的螃蟹步！！！

[–]Wazflame 48 points 50 minutes ago

When people watch this clip in years to come, they’re gonna say: “He was moving like that at 39?”

球迷：若干年后，大家再次看到这个4万分时刻的时候，他们肯定会问：“老詹做出这种动作的时候，已经39岁了吗？”

[–]Lakersalex_zz9 319 points 54 minutes ago

We will never see someone do this again

湖人球迷：我们这辈子估计是看不到第二个人能得4万分了…

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 98 points 53 minutes ago

My GOAT

湖人球迷：我的GOAT啊~~~~

[–]L-Nerd-L 52 points 51 minutes ago

Say it with your damn chest. THE GOAT.

球迷：语气不够~用你的胸腔共鸣喊出来：历！史！第！一！人！！！

[–]LakersNoAWP 20 points 50 minutes ago

Idc what anyone says, he is my GOAT.

湖人球迷：我不管别人说什么！老詹就是我的GOAT！！！

–]Celticsfbreaker[S] 40 points 56 minutes ago

Lebron James is my favorite player unless he's playing the Celtics

凯尔特人球迷：只要他不和咱们凯尔特人作对，勒布朗-詹姆斯就是我最喜欢的球员！！！

[–]CelticsTurntleCurse 24 points 56 minutes ago

Genuinely same, he’s busted our ass across so many years in the East that he turned me into a fan lmao

凯尔特人球迷：我也一样！！他在东部的时候强奸了我绿军多少年了！？把我蹂躏得都…已经对他产生好感了~~~

[–]IAmStevenKwanAMA 3 points an hour ago

Wow my butthole just puckered

球迷：妈呀~~~角度清奇~~~我的菊花都秃噜皮啦~~~

[–]San Diego ClippersRepulsive-Throat5068 100 points an hour ago

People will disagree but dude has averaged less than 25 ppg once in his career. His rookie year.

Thats fucking INSANE.

快船球迷：虽然还是有人会不待见老詹…但是有个不争的事实是，纵观他整个职业生涯，只有一个赛季的场均得分没有超过25分，那就是他的新秀赛季，这也太他娘的扯了吧…

[–]BullsTurtleSmile1 [score hidden] 42 minutes ago

And scoring isn’t even his best offensive attribute.

公牛球迷：尽管已经很扯淡了…但是得分却仍然算不上老詹在进攻端的最强属性啊！！

[–]KnicksIndividual-Compote34 40 points an hour ago

No one will ever convince me that he’s not the GOAT

尼克斯球迷：没有人能睡服我，诱我说出老詹不是GOAT这种昧良心的话！！

[–]PatientlyAnxious9 [score hidden] 55 minutes ago

Remember that tweet 'LeBron is 30, this fuckery wont go on much longer, thank god'

Put that tweet in the social media HOF

球迷：记得之前网上有人说一句话：“谢天谢地老詹已经30岁了，这吊毛好日子不长了…”。家人们，快让这句话名垂青屎~~~

新闻链接>>>>>>殳海：詹姆斯已经31了马指导 他已经走下坡路了！

[–]Maverickstexas2089 9 points an hour ago

This man is 39 years old in year 21 and still outperforming 95% of the league. It’s insane and any true basketball fan will be sad when he hangs it up.

独行侠球迷：这个男人已经39岁了，却仍然强过联盟95%的球员！太牛逼了！！等到他退役的那天，任何一个真球迷都会黯然神伤~~~

[–]NBA2024 [score hidden] 43 minutes ago

97% easily

球迷：强过联盟97%的球员，手拿把枪的事儿~~~

[–]Lakersprettyboylee 3 points an hour ago

Watch him play till 45 and get 50k 🤣🤣 I kid..

湖人球迷：话说得太早啦~~~咱们还得看老詹打到45岁，拿到5万分呢🤣🤣 ~~~开玩笑开玩笑~~~

[–]KnicksIDlOT 3 points an hour ago

Poor MPJ's gonna be watching the replay of that blowby until he's 90

尼克斯球迷：可怜的小波特~~~等他90岁的时候，估计还能在电视上看到自己成为别人垫脚石的回放…

新闻链接>>>>>>詹姆斯突破4万分！小波特：恭喜他 不过为啥我当了背景板呢

[–]CavaliersBadjojojo [score hidden] an hour ago

See you in 50,000 👑

骑士球迷：咱们5万分见！👑

[–]CelticsOk_Acanthaceae6057 [score hidden] 44 minutes ago

C’mon man.

I’m running out of things to hate him for.

凯尔特人球迷：别这样~~~再这么下去，我已经快找不出借口黑老詹了啦~~~

[–]Nuggetsarlekin21 528 points 3 hours ago

First player to lose a game where he hits 40,000 career points

掘金球迷：咳！这不是张口就来嘛~~~老詹是历史首位在拿到个人4万分的比赛中输球的球员！！！

[–]HeatMiaCannons 502 points 3 hours ago

In a close game all game long and the Lakers just get detroyed late in the game and lose.

Classic Lakers vs Nuggets

热火球迷：比赛胶着了一整场，湖人最终在最后时刻被干掉~~~多么奠型的湖人vs掘金比赛啊~~

[–]Lakersahr3410 756 points 3 hours ago

Why are they showing repeates? I thought every game was live

湖人球迷：不对不对！NBA为啥拿比赛录像糊弄人啊？我一直以为我看的是现场直播啊~~~

[–]Nuggetsadjective____noun 190 points 3 hours ago

Hey I've seen this one, this is a classic!

掘金球迷：是啊~~这比赛我也看过啊~~~太经典啦！！！

[–]NuggetsRUSuper 38 points 3 hours ago

Proof that NBA is staged,they played same game twice by mistake…

掘金球迷：这场比赛就是证明NBA联盟是剧本杀的有力证据！！他们错放了某一场湖人vs掘金的比赛回放！！！

[–]Nuggetsabris33 472 points 4 hours ago

Do the Lakers have anymore milestones or statue unveilings coming up that the Nuggets can ruin?

掘金球迷：阿喏...湖人队还有什么里程碑或者雕像揭幕式啥的，可以让掘金砸砸场子的吗？

[–]NuggetsHarryOttoman 211 points 4 hours ago

Payback for the Kobe years 😈

掘金球迷：科比那些年虐咱多狠啊~~如今风水轮流转啦~~😈

[–]Lakersmrgpsingh1999 10 points 3 hours ago

And his jersey retirement game where he immediately walked out with his family lmao

[–]NBAbiscuitg0d 3 points an hour ago

THE COMMENTS ARE MOVING SO FAST NO one WILL KNOW I LOVE MY MOM

球迷：老詹太火了！！258直播网的评论刷得太快了！！！我要是在这里说我爱上我老妈了，应该也没人看得见吧？

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