美国网友讽刺狄龙不知道去广东的路，称库里永远是火箭队的爹

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[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (2-1) defeat the Houston Rockets (0-3) by 106 - 95, behind a late-game flurry from Steph Curry

【赛后贴】库里末节一波流，勇士（2胜1负）106-95战胜火箭（0胜3负）。

双方数据

勇士（2-1）：库里24分7板6助，克莱19分4板，维金斯13分，追梦4分5板5助，卢尼5分11板，佩顿15分4板3断，库明加9分2板，萨里奇 4分8板5助，保罗8分5板7助，穆迪5分3板。

火箭（0-3）：杰伦-格林21分9板，申京19分5板7助，史密斯14分8板5助，狄龙12分4板2助，范弗里特8分4助，泰特6分8板，杰夫-格林6分3板2助，阿门-汤普森9分4板。

🔥库里戏耍狄龙后命中关键三分 之后双手抱头一脸难以置信

[–]Maverickscaptainaweeesome 1624 points 2 hours ago

This was crazy lol Steph is insane

独行侠球迷：这球太CRAZY了，库里不当人。

[–][GSW] Wilt Chamberlainspiiicychips 436 points 2 hours ago

Indeed, listen to the home crowd cheering because they agree lmaoooo

勇士球迷：楼上说的没错，听到火箭球迷惊呼了嘛，因为他们也这样觉得。

[–]MavericksBigFatModeraterFupa 160 points an hour ago

love when an away player makes the home crowd ooo and aaa. that means it’s some real good shit fr

独行侠球迷：就爱看做客的球员让主场球迷语无伦次的样子，说明库里是寄出大招了。

[–]RaptorsMrBrightside618 235 points an hour ago

What’s really insane is that for years every up-and-coming kid has wanted to play like Curry, for long enough that players he inspired are in the league, and he’s still the best at what he does

猛龙球迷：真正可怕的是，每一年都有小孩想要效仿库里打球。他在联盟已经启发足够多的球员了，但库里仍然是最擅长三分的那个。

你看见没，我刚像库里一样投篮

来源：漫画《Blue Box》

[–]KnicksOuchYouPokedMyHeart 120 points an hour ago*

My man's so inspirational that he even has had cameos in manga lol

尼克斯球迷：库里的影响力已经遍布全球了，漫画里都是他的身影。

[–]SpursATXBeermaker 80 points an hour ago

Why didn’t Brooks just punch Steph in the nuts? Is he stupid?

马刺球迷：布鲁克斯为什么不直接掏蛋呢？他是不是笨蛋啊？

[–]nidding 2396 points 2 hours ago

Props to Dillon Brooks for getting back in the play so Steph could humiliate him again

球迷：感谢狄龙在这个回合积极回防，以让我们再次见证库里如何羞辱他。

[–]johnnyramonsanchez 460 points 2 hours ago

And not slapping currys huge nuts. Incredible restraint

球迷：居然没有扇库里的大蛋，多么惊人的自制力啊。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 1082 points 2 hours ago*

Holy fuck give that guy a map to Guangdong.

勇士球迷：额滴亲娘，有没有人给狄龙一张去广东的地图。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 1471 points 2 hours ago

Steph's reactions are almost as good as the insane shots he makes lmao

勇士球迷：库里的反应甚至跟他的进球一样精彩。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 267 points 2 hours ago

Curry deciding to just flick a switch: yeah you had your fun, but I can’t be losing to the Houston Rockets sorry bros.

马刺球迷：三节战罢，库里打开认真模式：好呀，你们打得挺开心，但我可不要输给火箭，抱歉了兄弟们。

[–][GSW] Baron DavisCommandersLog 88 points 2 hours ago

Feels like old times.

勇士球迷：忆往昔峥嵘岁月。

[–]VenezuelaMickeyRingsDontCount 26 points 2 hours ago

Curry is forever Houston's father

委内瑞拉球迷：库里永远是休斯顿火箭的爹。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 168 points 2 hours ago

Rockets: we tied the game!

Steph: hold my threes

勇士球迷：

火箭众将：我们打平啦。

库里：三分剑雨已到，请及时查收。

[–]San Francisco Warriorsyanansawelder 51 points 2 hours ago

Our second team is our first team

勇士球迷：我们的二阵才是第一阵容吧。

[–]Warriorstinkady 32 points 2 hours ago

Chris Paul forgive my slander

勇士球迷：保罗同志，请原谅我的无脑黑。

科尔：最佳第六人还是打替补，二选一

保罗：我都要了（来源推特）

[–]WarriorsCalifornie_cramoisie 7 points 2 hours ago

CP3 with a casual +22 off the bench

勇士球迷：保罗首次替补就拿下+22的正负值，太轻松写意了。

[–][SAS] Jeremy SochanMcWhorter44 63 points 2 hours ago

Through 4 games Jalen Green has 6 assist to 14 turnovers and 74 points on 70 shots

马刺球迷：过去四场比赛，杰伦-格林70投得到74分，14失误同时砍下6助攻。

[–]Rocketsdpatel211 19 points 2 hours ago

He’s not even our worst of the young guys though which is the funniest part, he’s just the easiest to pick out because of his shot selection and usage.

火箭球迷：他甚至不是年轻球员里最差的那个，这才是最搞笑的。因为他的投篮选择和使用率，很难不显眼。

[–]Rocketsnot_so_bueno 16 points 2 hours ago

Jae'Sean Tate -24 is the story of this game. The starters generally did pretty well up until Curry made three straight 3's.

I'm encouraged. Jalen needs more spacing to operate and that doesn't happen when Tate just clogs the paint. FVV was much better than his numbers indicated, and did a great job on defense.

No one amount of heart and hustle changes the fact that Tate is largely useless.

火箭球迷：泰特-24的正负值说明了一切。在库里连续命中3记三分前，首发做得很好了。

我还充满希望的，杰伦需要更多空间去操作，但当泰特扎在内线时，就没有空间可言。范弗利特的表现要比数据出色，防守端也很好。

再多的努力和拼抢也改变不了泰特一无是处的事实。

来源：Reddit

编译：Fontaine