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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，勇士队（27-26）客场140-137战胜爵士队（26-30）。

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爵士（26-30）：乔治33分2篮板6助攻3抢断、塞克斯顿35分3篮板9助攻、凯斯勒4分6篮板2助攻、科林斯18分13篮板2助攻、马尔卡宁20分13篮板3助攻、克拉克森13分2篮板9助攻、邓恩8分5篮板2抢断。

勇士（27-26）：库里16分2篮板10助攻、克莱35分6篮板2助攻、格林23分5篮板5助攻4抢断、波杰姆斯基13分6篮板8助攻、库明加13分5篮板4助攻、维金斯19分7篮板2助攻、基诺内斯6分4助攻、佩顿4分3篮板2抢断、萨里奇7分3篮板2助攻、戴维斯4分2助攻。

[–]MKenshiX 324 points 4 hours ago

Warriors try to play non-clutch game, challenge impossible

球迷：勇士本想挑战下自己的软肋，打一场不胶着的比赛，最终挑战宣告失败...

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCollege_Prestige 2 points 4 hours ago

Warriors love to provide a good entertainment product huh

勇士球迷：这么喜欢玩悬念是吧？！你倒是去拍悬疑片啊，靠！！！

[–]Warriorsmaethlin 2 points an hour ago

Heart attack warriors trying to ensure they have no fans standing by end of season.

勇士球迷：大家不要误会...勇士这么做，只是为了确保在本赛季结束后，让这个世界上一个勇蜜都不剩...这是心脏病手术失败，他没安好心啊！！！

[–]WarriorsPure_Measurement_529 40 points 4 hours ago

I wonder how many years of my life I have lost by watching the last 5 minutes of warriors games

勇士球迷：不管我拿计算器按多少遍，也算不清因为看勇士队最后5分钟的比赛，老子到底折了多少阳寿！！！

[–]WarriorsJonna09 11 points 2 hours ago

This fucking season alone

勇士球迷：光光是看了本赛季勇士的比赛，为了算我的阳寿，阎王爷不知敲坏了多少只计算器了！！！

[–]Warriorsdumbo_dee_elefunt 3 points 4 hours ago

I’ve aged around 130 years this season watching this goddamn team play

勇士球迷：看了本赛季勇士的比赛，阎王爷有一天托梦跟我说，我已经倒欠他70年阳寿了！！！

[–]Warriorsnyy5 215 points 4 hours ago

I would’ve killed myself

勇士球迷：我差点自杀啊～

[–]Warriors__spartacus 42 points 4 hours ago

Trigger was halfway through

勇士球迷：我当时板机都已经扣到一半了...

[–]WarriorsCrackedandimplat 53 points 4 hours ago

If you don’t like that, you don’t like warriors basketball 😤

勇士球迷：你连个心脏病都舍不得犯，你还敢说自己是勇士球迷？？😤

[–]Warriorsjbvann05 23 points 4 hours ago

I'm starting to hate warriors basketball

勇士球迷：屁话！我已经对勇士队粉转黑了！！

[–][GSW] Kevon LooneyARGHETH 5 points 3 hours ago

Hey, at least we're consistent.

勇士球迷：喂喂喂！！都TM说什么呢！场场都能玩心跳，这么看来，至少咱们勇士队一直很吻腚啊！！

[–]Australiahbt15 3 points 2 hours ago

Steph just wants to add the clutch player trophy to his stash of other silverware.

球迷：胡思乱想，幼稚！很简单！库里意识到自己的奖杯架上缺一个“关键球员奖”，于是他想搞一个，丰富下自己的人设纬度～仅此而已！

[–]simon2105 205 points 4 hours ago

Kerr: "why tf didn't I bench him from the start of the season smh"

球迷：科尔心想：“靠北了！！！早知道我一开始就该让克莱替补了啊！！！

[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 39 points 3 hours ago

I feel so bad for laughing at “Darvin Hamas”

勇士球迷：哈姆！！我一直喊你头孢！！我欠你一个道歉！！！科尔这小子比你更混！！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 83 points 4 hours ago

This fucking team man, Jesus

勇士球迷：勇士队这他娘的！观音菩萨都救不了你们！！

[–]Supersonicsdawalrusine 58 points 4 hours ago

Shoutout to Draymond he was balling

超音速球迷：不过追梦今天可不得了！他发挥了啊！

注：今日追梦14投9中，三分5投3中，罚球4罚2中，砍下23分5篮板5助攻4抢断2盖帽

[–]WarriorsWakingRage 31 points 4 hours ago

He was stealing shit left and right and hitting big buckets. One of his most complete games I've seen in quite some time

勇士球迷：追梦左偷右抢，还会命中关键球！我很久没见过他这么牛逼了！

[–]Bullsim_into_anything 32 points 4 hours ago

Haven't tuned in in 8 years. Good to see Klay and Dray is still performing at a high level. Is Steph washed now? He missed a couple of fts, only 4/14 shooting and 2/8 on 3s

公牛球迷：同志们，我已经8年没看比赛了，今天一看，原来克莱和追梦还是这么屌啊！！不过...库里是不是已经拉了？罚球不靠谱，投篮14中4，三分8中2...？？

注：今天库里全场14投4中，三分8中2，罚球8中6，得到16分2篮板10助攻。

[–]WarriorsParenegade 987 points 5 hours ago

Klay does NOT want to lose his starting spot.

勇士球迷：今天看来，克莱是真不想失去首发位置啊！！！

[–]PistonsSpiritual_Boss6114 74 points 4 hours ago*

He already lost it.

He is better as a 6th man.

Gets more touches. Looks and can be himself on offense. When Chris Paul comes back. This team will seriously be a scary team for anyone in the playoffs

There is a stat that CP3 lead the Warriors bench in offensive ratings in the league. Or like top 5 or something.

Yeah. This team is still scary.

活塞球迷：非也！！克莱已经失去首发啦...他作为第六人发挥得更好...能得到更多的触球，而且可以在进攻端他能做自己！等保罗回来后，勇士队能成为季后赛的大杀器！有个数据说保罗替补出场时，球队进攻效是联盟第一或者前5啥的...到时候勇士队还是相当吓人的！

[–]Raptors-HeisenBird- 7 points 3 hours ago

This performance is going to keep him on the bench. He was perfect there today.

猛龙球迷：没错！依克莱今天的发挥，他用实力证明替补就是他的归宿！今天替补发挥可太完美了啊！！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 134 points 5 hours ago

i mean he's not really playing any differently tbh

勇士球迷：大伙儿！别高潮了啊！其实克莱他今天的打法，和以前其实也没什么不一样的啦！！

[–]San Francisco Warriorsyanansawelder 290 points 5 hours ago

Yes he is, he's hitting his shots and not taking double teamed yeets

勇士球迷：可不是嘛！他今天只不过碰巧投篮准了而已...而且他压根就不处理双人包夹！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 123 points 5 hours ago

I mean he’s taking some craaazy shots rn tbh lol

勇士球迷：有一说一，他不是还在那儿瞎几把投篮吗？哈哈哈哈！！！

[–]NBAFlabbypuff 58 points 5 hours ago

When he's boiling hot everybody wants to see him let it fly lol. The problem is he always thinks he's on fire even when he's missed 5 in a row.

球迷：当克莱手感火的时候，他瞎几把投大家也爱看！但他真正的毛病是，哪怕连续打铁5次，他还是认为自己是神射手啊！！

[–]LakersG1Spectrum 592 points 6 hours ago

Bro took that benching personally

湖人球迷：克莱今天是真的咽不下打替补这口气啊！！

[–]San Francisco Warriorsyanansawelder 200 points 5 hours ago

Good

勇士球迷：好极了！要的就是他咽不下的这口气！！

[–]WarriorsStellewind 71 points 5 hours ago

I suppose that’s the whole point of doing it.

勇士球迷：别搞糊涂了！这不就是让他替补的真正目的吗？

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 25 points 5 hours ago

Go back to starting him please

快船球迷：克莱可赶紧回首发吧...要是他老是替补，可太难对付啦！！！

[–]Warriorsoditd001 112 points 6 hours ago

Keep him there and keep him motivated because he’s really cooking off spite alone

勇士球迷：不要啊！继续让克莱替补啊！！继续拿替补去激他啊！！他打替补真的猛啊！！

[–]NetsMightyActionGaim 45 points 5 hours ago

Kerr gonna get tricked again oh no

篮网球迷：科尔估计又会被克莱今天的表现给骗了，让他回首发，可不要啊！！

[–]LakersDarkKnightCometh 3 points 5 hours ago

Ironically making the bench decision look like a smart move. Bench Klay = Prime MJ

湖人球迷：太讽刺啦！这么看来，是不是让克莱打替补还是个明智的决定啦？...替补克莱=巅峰乔丹...

[–]WarriorsBanned3rdTimesaCharm 3 points 3 hours ago

Klay vs second units is easy buckets.

勇士球迷：只能说，克莱打对手第二阵容，手拿把枪啊！！

[–]Warriorsnomitycs 266 points 6 hours ago

Podz is having a better game still thankfully

勇士球迷：不过谢天谢地啊， 波姐打得还是比克莱好...

[–]Celtics [BOS] The Jaysluke_workin 108 points 6 hours ago

Sheesh Podz is such a good rookie. Just steady all around

凯尔特人球迷：波姐可真是个好菜鸟啊～他的稳定性真的是全方位的！！

注：本场比赛，波杰姆斯基得到13分6篮板8助攻，正负值+5。

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