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新闻链接>>>>>>重磅💥哈登和塔克被交易至快船🤯76人得到多个球员和选秀权
据名记Woj报道，消息人士透露，76人已同意将哈登交易至快船。
具体细节：
快船送出小莫里斯、巴图姆、考文顿、小肯扬-马丁和快船2028年的首轮签+2个次轮签+2029年选秀签互换权+1个来自第三方的首轮签。
76人送出哈登的同时，还将PJ-塔克和彼得鲁舍夫送到了快船。
[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicnysraved 634 points 31 minutes ago
Bruh I’m trying to sleep Woj…
湖人球迷：干嘛啊大哥~~还让不让人睡觉啊，Woj~~~
注：哈登交易至快船的新闻出来时，大概是美国西部时间晚上11点
[–]RaptorsmMounirM [score hidden] 30 minutes ago
I just took a shit and saw this
猛龙球迷：我也是在蹲睡前坑的时候看到这个新闻的...
[–]LakersT_025 [score hidden] 27 minutes ago
Just fell to my knees in my bed
湖人球迷：刚刚（看到这个新闻）吓得我跪瘫在了自己的床上...
[–]RocketsSaltyLonghorn [score hidden] 25 minutes ago
Better than falling to your knees while shitting.
火箭球迷：楼上你可知足吧，还好你当时没在蹲坑，不然就跪屎上了...
[–]76erscschoolmeester [score hidden] 24 minutes ago
I’m literally shitting on my knees in joy
76人球迷：不瞒大家说，（看到这个新闻）我开心得屎尿横飞，屎无前例地拉在了自己膝盖上~
[–]Spitmode [score hidden] 29 minutes ago
When you’re comfortably dropping a big one and then WOJ drops a big one..
球迷：你刚舒畅地拉出一坨大的，WOJ立马又给你来了一个大的...
[–]NBAlazzysmalls 713 points 32 minutes ago
The nba never sleeps
球迷：NBA从来都不睡觉的啊~~~
[–]RaptorsJaminjams [score hidden] 45 minutes ago
Devil works hard but Woj works harder for the scoop
猛龙球迷：原本以为夜深人静是属于恶魔搞事的时段，已经天下无敌了，没想到有人比它更狠，彻夜搞内幕消息，Woj？这是谁的部将？
[–]Lakersbebopblues [score hidden] 22 minutes ago
Drunken Harden at strip club calling Woj: bomb it, woj.
Woj: you got traded? To where?
Harden: Clippers
Woj: for who?
Harden: who gives a fuck. If you don‘t bomb it, I'm calling shams. (Hangs up)
Woj: fucking asshole. (opens X)
湖人球迷：
深夜在脱衣舞俱乐部喝得酩酊大醉的哈登给Woj打去电话：“爆个料吧，Woj！”
Woj：“你被交易了？去哪儿？”
哈登：“去快船。”
Woj：“交换谁？”
哈登：“谁他妈在乎这个啊！你要不爆的话我这就打给Shams了！”（随即挂掉了电话）
Woj：“妈的死混蛋！”（随即乖巧地打开了社媒软件）
[–]Trail Blazersajmcgill [score hidden] 38 minutes ago
Westbrook/Harden/Paul George/Kawhi would’ve been a goddamn super team in 2017-2019
开拓者球迷：威少、哈登、泡椒、小卡，这几个人物要是在2017-2019这几年间同队，那可是他妈的超级球队啊！
[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess [score hidden] 34 minutes ago
Holy shit I just realized they’re all Los Angeles boys.
森林狼球迷：我草我刚刚意识到，他们这四个人都是洛杉矶男孩啊~~~
[–]LakersPal__Pacino [score hidden] 32 minutes ago
Harden embraced Houston so thoroughly that a lot of people forget he’s from LA.
湖人球迷：哈登对休斯顿情同故乡，以至于很多人都忘了他的老家在洛杉矶。
[–]Tall_Succotash [score hidden] 31 minutes ago
Steve ballmer is an evil genius if u think abt it
球迷：从这个层面上看，鲍尔默（快船老板）就是个鬼才啊！
[–][HOU] Luis Scolawillymoose8 [score hidden] 28 minutes ago
I mean it is a good way to get locals to care about your team. Nothing gets people interested like hometown heroes
火箭球迷：如何让本地球迷关注你的球队，这就是个好法子，让来自家乡的英雄拯救家乡的球队，没有啥比这个更能让人提起兴趣了！
[–]CelticsAirJordan6124 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago
DARYL MOREY IS A LIAR
凯尔特人球迷：莫雷就是个骗子！
[–]Educational-Duck [score hidden] 31 minutes ago
That saga was so cool we need more belligerent players who hate their bosses, very relatable
球迷：这个故事太酷了！我们需要更多这样敢恨自己老板的、好斗的球员，非常让人感同身受！
[–]NBA3rideo 12 points 33 minutes ago
Let me repeat that,
Daryl Morey is a liar.
球迷：让我再来说一遍，莫雷就是个骗子！
[–]LakersNotGonnaGetCaught [score hidden] 43 minutes ago
Fuckin finally
湖人球迷：妈的终于结束了~
[–]D09987766 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago
LA strippers celebrating as we speak
球迷：现在整个洛杉矶脱衣舞界都沸腾了！
[–]Final-Luck-4222 [score hidden] 38 minutes ago
It’s a sad day for strippers in Philadelphia.
球迷：同时，今天也是一个让费城脱衣舞界难过的日子~
[–]Pelicanstwodollarscholar [score hidden] 24 minutes ago
They’ll be pole dancing at half mast tonight
鹈鹕球迷：她们会在降下半旗的钢管上跳舞，以表哀悼~~
[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood [score hidden] 45 minutes ago
CONGRATS LA STRIPPER COMMUNITY
公牛球迷：恭喜贺喜啊~~洛杉矶脱衣舞界~~
[–]Bucksundermon [score hidden] 38 minutes ago
LA strip club owners popping champagne rn. Dancers from Houston and Atlanta are already booking their flights to move
雄鹿球迷：洛杉矶的脱衣舞俱乐部老板现在正在开香槟庆祝呢，休斯顿和亚特兰大的脱衣舞娘们也不甘示弱，早已纷纷买好机票打算转移战场。
[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice [score hidden] 34 minutes ago
Incoming 200% increase in strip club activity in LA.
掘金球迷：洛杉矶的脱衣舞俱乐部收入将大涨200%！
[–]Lakersboyharsher- [score hidden] 46 minutes ago
He’s going to debut against us
湖人球迷：完了~哈登肯定会在对阵我湖的比赛中复出的！
[–]LakersRyanBlackburn [score hidden] 45 minutes ago
Nah there a ton of legal and routine stuff that he has to go through before he can play
湖人球迷：别慌，不会的，在他能上场打球之前，还有很多法务、常规手续方面的程序要走的啦~
[–]RocketsSaltyLonghorn [score hidden] 41 minutes ago
Scouting LA strip clubs.
JK he already knows
火箭球迷：没错！不得去物色物色洛杉矶的脱衣舞夜店嘛~~~
开玩笑啦~~各地夜店他早如数家珍了~~~
（哈登：糟糕~~~都被你们掌握了啦~~~~哈哈~）
[–]Lakerskiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi [score hidden] 42 minutes ago
And he’s going to raise his shirt, revealing it was the fat suit this whole time!!
湖人球迷：手续上还有一道：撩起上衣，证明自己不是真胖，一直都是因为衣服穿肥了~
[–]WizardsGoooose 677 points 57 minutes ago
Maxey about to pop off all szn
奇才球迷：马克西整个赛季都要井喷了~~
[–]CelticsMatto_0 175 points 55 minutes ago
Yeah this is ideal for him, and the Sixers too.
凯尔特人球迷：没错，现在这个形势对他来说太理想了，对76人队来说也是~
[–]76ersthatsinsaneletstryit 76 points 43 minutes ago
really wasnt looking forward to grumpy harden coming back to pound the ball for 18 secs a possession on thursday
76人球迷：我也是真的不想看到那个怨妇一样哈登回来，在周四晚上的比赛中每个回合运上18秒的球。
[–][TOR] Kyle LowrySpecialPressure9983 [score hidden] 47 minutes ago
I thought she finally responded but it was just woj
猛龙队舔狗球迷：我以为是我的女神终于回复我信息了，然而只不过是Woj的爆料而已
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrooklegendariusss [score hidden] 37 minutes ago
Turn that frown upside down
雷霆威少球迷：兄弟，把表情包的眉毛掉个个儿，开心一点~
[–]PelicansMetal_Sonic7 [score hidden] 34 minutes ago
She will bruh, she’ll even send nudes
鹈鹕球迷：她会回复你的，兄弟！她甚至还会给你发果照~~
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